Satire: President Obama fires Secretary Kerry and excommunicates PM Netanyahu

President Obama fires Secretary Kerry and excommunicates PM Netanyahu, Dan Miller’s Blog, July 26, 2014

Kerry went to Martha’s Vineyard, boarded his yacht and left all further efforts to transform the world to Valerie Jarrett. PM Netanyahu commented only that Obama’s excommunication edict won’t work since he is not a Roman Catholic and that Obama’s issuance of a fatwa wouldn’t work either.

Kerry SalutesWe need to help Islam in its glorious quest for peace. The way is out there somewhere and aboard my yacht I’ll find it for sure!

On July 25th, the infamous Israeli Security Cabinet rejected the Secretary’s new  Humanitarian Missiles, Tunnels and Resupply for Peace plan. Later in the day, Israel and Hamas agreed to an humanitarian cease fire lasting only twelve hours. It has been reported that even that pitifully insignificant result was due to efforts by the United Nations.

What has been achieved for President Obama due to all of Kerry’s meager efforts? Bupkis Nothing! Secretary Kerry’s earlier Israeli…

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